Go to a town where there are more prarie dogs than people, drive on streets Google Maps doesnt recognize, and find the only the BEST GEOCACHE IN ALL OF WELD COUNTY! 
I hid this cache in a little known part of my little known hometown. I always thought this spot was perfect for a geocache. I used a small, orange watertight container and filled it with some cool stuff. I was going to call this cache "Welcome to Sckiland" after the micronation I rule, but i wanted to follow my tradition of naming all the geocaches I hid in Gilcrest after the colors of the cacheboxes. Also,try to look for my other cache, Purple Box first. That also has cool stuff and they are within walking distance of each other. Pretty easy to find, both caches are not impossibly hard. P.S I always make my clues sound like clues on a pirate map. Only precaution is some kids shoot the sign (buoy) with CO2 pistols (i think)
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R076HTF - Tree
N 40° 17.190 W 104° 46.964
A tall leafy plant overlooking the outskirts of town.