04/11/2018 By 9-rushman&farmgirl79
This one made me think of Monty Pythons SPAM!!
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Very Funny and Very Silly. Cabin has seen better days!! Stamped the log and we're off to the next one. [8d][8d] SL TFTC
07/02/2017 By RPieperCO
Thanks for the fun cache! I came out this way with CrumbCrunchers after this morning's souvenir event in Woodland Park. We had several caches planned in the area mostly on the offshoots of Rampart Range Road. Wow! What a great location! The kids and I loved this spot! So green and so many flowers all around. I can see why they chose this location for a homestead. Jude was convinced this was Bigfoots's hideout! We poked around a bit enjoying all this location had to offer. Found the cache, signed and stamped, and replaced as found. All is well here! Thanks for bringing us to such a beautiful valley and awesome location. Favorite for sure here!
06/06/2017 By YamaGypsy
Wow! This was an unexpected and very cool find! Love when geocaching takes you to places like this. Cache is in great shape. Thanks for keeping this one in play!
05/13/2017 By WingsAndTales
I recently adopted Slim Jim, GC2HYYT, and decided I should check on it. I did a loop hike from Schubarth Rd to get there and find a few others along the way. It looks like a few muggles signed the log but they put it back where it belongs. The TB was on the ground but no worse for the wear. I'll move it along. TFTC
06/11/2016 By 3 Williams Kidz
See previous log entry -- replaced the log.
06/11/2016 By 3 Williams Kidz
This is a Note vice a Find as we have found this cache before. And, we recently adopted it, so we went to check on it today. We replaced the log which was a bit damp and very full, and managed to drop off a trackable. We know, it's a micro, but yes -- we dropped off a trackable. Ready for more cachers !
05/02/2016 By 3 Williams Kidz
Spam was transferred from doc4001 to user 3 Williams Kidz
10/15/2015 By Rob14erGuy
Love finding historical places like this! Would have never found it if it wasn't for geocaching.
Thanks for placing a cache here!
11/08/2014 By k9jayhawk
Out caching the hills with OF-Erad before the snow flies. Finding locations like this is always interesting...TFTC SL
11/08/2014 By OF-Erad
Found while on another super adventurous cache run with K9jayhawk. Thanks for taking us here today, and for placing this cache for us to find today! SL, TFTC!
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